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Dad's Dating
Rules for Girl Scout Daughters |
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| 1. You may
only date Boy Scouts that have achieved Eagle
Scout rank |
| 2. You and
your date must wear your scout uniforms at all
times during the date |
| 3. If
someone pulls into the the driveway and honks,
it better be UPS and not your date, as he will
not be picking you up if he does so |
| 4. All
activities on a date must count towards badge
work, be acceptable under the Scout Law |
| 5. The
only food on the date will be Girl Scout Cookies
and your date must agree to purchase a minimum
of one case of cookies |
| 6. At
least 2 members of your troop or your leader
must accompany you on a date as a chaperone |
| 7. There
will be no Friendship squeezes, and the only
thing you will do with your hands is give the
scout hand sign |
| 8. The
only music you will listen to will be scout
campfire songs |
| 9. The
word "s'more" will not be spoken on the date |
| 10. You may
only swap "Something With A Pin" |
| 11. On your
honor you will only go to a nursing home, church
or homeless shelter to perform service on your
date |
| 12. As a
former Scoutmaster I can tie 100 kinds of knots,
build a roaring fire that can consume anything,
and dig a latrine at least 6 feet deep. Be home
even earlier than you promise and don't test my
resolve to "Be Prepared" to protect my daughter |
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