DRAGNET RECRUITMENT RALLY SKIT
For Girl Scouts

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Characters:
NARRATOR - Girl Scout Leader in Uniform
WOMAN -Pleasant & well dressed
GIRL –Casual dress (not in uniform)
NARRATOR- The story you are about to hear is too often true. The names have been Changed to protect the innocent (“Dragnet” tune)

GIRL- This is the city-beautiful, smog free ___________________ (your city),
where (hundreds, thousands) of girls between the ages of 6-17 comb the streets in search of a Girl Scout Leader. I’m one of these girls. I’m NOT a Girl Scout. The reason for this – NO leaders.
(“Dragnet” tune)

This was Saturday, Sept. 25th. I was on day watch in my neighborhood same old story- looking for Leaders. I saw many new faces but always the same old story- No one had the time. A nice looking well dressed lady was coming down the street. She had a pretty smile and looked like she’d be a lot of fun, just the right type for a leader! I approached her.  “Could I have your name, Ma’am?”

LADY: Well hello, little girl. I’m Marion Johnson

GIRL: and your age, Ma’am Would you tell me how old you are?

LADY: (looks distressed) My age? My but you’re a tall little girl (she changes the subject) You must be almost 4½ feet tall.

GIRL: Yes, ma’am I am. Now could you tell me your age?

LADY: Well, I’m over 18! Now what is this all about?

GIRL: The facts Ma’am, just the facts. You see you have to be 18 or older to be a Girl Scout Leader - ever been one?

LADY: A Girl Scout Leader! Heaven’s no! I don’t have time for that!

GIRL: Do you have any girls, Ma’am?

LADY: Well, yes. One is 7and one is 12

GIRL: Where were you on Monday Sept. 13th Ma’am, between 4 and 5 p.m.?

LADY: well, let’s see now, I was at work until 6 p.m.

GIRL: And on Tuesday the 14th   between 6 and 7 p.m. ?

LADY: Oh, well we were at my daughter’s soccer game and then we went to piano and karate practice.

GIRL: Girl Scouts learn all about sports and music, ma’am. Where were you on Wednesday the 15th between 6 and 8p.m.? ?

LADY: I have computer class on Wednesday nights.

GIRL: Girl Scouts learn all about computers ma’am. On Saturday the 18th what did you do between 1 and 3 p.m.?

LADY: Well, we had to do some shopping and then we had sports practice and then we had cheerleading practice. I practically live in my car on Saturdays!

GIRL: Girl Scouts go lots of places too ma’am. How about Thursday ma’am, how do you spend your time on Thursdays?

LADY: Oh, I always work late on Thursdays! I really hate my job!

GIRL: (Shakes her head sadly, Says determinedly) and Friday’s what about Fridays Ma’am?

LADY: Surely you don’t expect me to be a Girl Scout Leader on Fridays-why that’s the only day I have to myself!!

GIRL: I’m sorry Ma’am, You’ll have to come along with me to Girl Scout Headquarters for further questioning.

(“Dragnet” tune) Girl escorts Lady off stage.

NARRATOR: The case of Marion Johnson was tried the next week. She was found guilty on all counts of evading Girl Scout Leadership thus causing untold unhappiness to the girls of her city. She was sentenced to three years of incredible fun as a Girl Scout Leader but liked it so much she remained until both her daughters were 17. Marion Johnson found the time! Today she is a completely rehabilitated productive member of society and has helped dozens of girls enjoy the friendship and fun of Girl Scouts. Many of those girls went on to earn college scholarships as a direct result of their work in Girl Scouts. Marion Johnson has become president of her own company due largely to the experiences she had, the people she met and the skills she learned as a Girl Scout Leader.  (pointing to audience) YOU can find the time too!
(“Dragnet” tune)

THE END

 

Old Version
Characters:
NARRATOR - Girl Scout Leader in Uniform
WOMAN -Pleasant &well dressed
GIRLl -Casualdress (not in uniform)
NARRATOR- The story you are about to hear is too often true. The names have been Changed to protect the
           innocent(“Dragnet” tune)

GIRL- This is the city-beautiful, smog free____________________ (yourcity),
     where (hundreds, thousands) of girls between the ages of 6-17 comb the
     streets in Search of a Girl Scout Leader. I’m one of these girls. I’m NOT a
     Girl Scout. The reason for this – NO leaders.
(“Dragnet” tune)

     This was Saturday, Sept. 25th.. I was on day watch in my neighborhood same
     old story-looking for Leaders. I saw many new faces but always the same old
     story- No one had the time. A nice looking well dressed lady was coming
     down the street. She had a pretty smile and looked like she’d be a lot of fun,
     just the right type for a leader! I approached her.  “Could I have your
     name, Ma’am?”

LADY: Well hello, little girl. I’m Marion Johnson

GIRL: and your age, Ma’am Would you tell me how old your are?

LADY: (looks distressed) My age? My but you’re a tall little girl
           (she changes the subject) You must be almost 4
½ feet tall.

GIRL: Yes, ma’am I am. Now could you tell me your age?

LADY: Well, I’m over 18! Now what is this all about?

GIRL: The facts Ma’am, just the facts. You see you have to be 18 or older to be
           a Girl Scout Leader-ever been one?

LADY: A Girl Scout Leader! Heaven’s no!

GIRL: Do you have any girls, Ma’am?

LADY: Well, yes. One is 7and one is 12

GIRL: Where were you on Monday Sept. 20th Ma’am, between 4 and 5 p.m.?

LADY: well, let’s see now, I was getting my hair done.

GIRL: And on Tuesday the21st same time?

LADY: Oh, I play bridge on Tuesday afternoon, I was a my Bridge Club

GIRL: And on Wednesday the 22nd what did you do between4 and 5 p.m.?

LADY: well I’m taking a course in ancient history. We’re studying the
           “Renaissance girl”

GIRL: The “Renaissance girl,” Ma’am… seems to be modern girls can be just as
           fascinating and we need you a whole lot more!! How about Thursday
           ma’am, how do you spend your time on Thursdays?

LADY: Ho, I always attend the fashion show and tea at my club on Thursdays. 
            I have to be there! I’m chairman of the “potato chip” committee!!

GIRL: (Shakes her head sadly, Says determinedly) and Friday’s what about
           Fridays Ma’am?

LADY: Surely you don’t expect me to be a Girl Scout Leader on Fridays-what
            that’s the only day I have to myself!!

GIRL: I’m sorry Ma’am, You’ll have to come along with me to Girl Scout
          Headquarters for further questioning.

(“Dragnet” tune)

NARRATOR: The case of Marion Johnson was tried the next week. She was
          found guilty on all counts of evading Girl Scout Leadership thus causing
          untold unhappiness to the girls of her city. She was sentenced to three
          years of pleasant fun as a Girl Scout Leader but liked it so much she
          remained until both her daughters were 17. Today she is a completely
          rehabilitated productive member of society and has become a member of
          the Board of Education, thanks largely to her experience in Girl Scouting.

(“Dragnet” tune)

THE END

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