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If I Weren't A Girl Scout
If I weren't a Girl Scout, I wonder
what I'd be
If I weren't a Girl Scout...
A bird watcher I would be
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
2.
Waitress...Here's your order, please leave more than a quarter!
3. Cheerleader...Go go, fight fight, gee I hope I
look alright!
4. Valley girl...the sun, so bare, is bleaching
out my lovely hair
5. Plumber...Plunge plunge, flush flush, look out
below! SWOOSH!
6. Carpenter...Two by four nail it to the floor!
BANG, BANG!
7. Teacher...Sit down, be quiet, throw away your
gum.
8. Flight attendant ...Coffee, tea, here's your
little bag, BLEH!
9. Farmer...Here's a cow, there's a cow, and
here's another yuck!
10. Doctor...Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
11. Electrician...Positive, negative, buzz zap, make it go
12. Politician...Raise the taxes and lower the pay, vote for
me on Election Day!
13. Pizza maker...30 minute, fast delivery! YUM!! YUM!!!
14. Preacher ...Well, well, you never can tell; you might go
to heaven, or you might go to...
15. Lifeguard...Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
16. Lawyer...my client wasn't there, Judge didn't Care, QUILTY!
17. Engineer...Push the button, push the button, kick the darn
machine.
18. Ranger...Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
19. Leader...Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap
20. Baby doll..."Hug me, kiss me, take me home! No!"
21. Truck driver..."Oh dear, can't steer, put the stupid thing
in gear!"
22. Master chef...Bake the Cake, Grill the Meat, Now it's time
to eat!
23. Ice cream lady..."Tooty fruity, tooty fruity, fresh ice
cream!"
24. Golfer...fore its in the water (make golfing motion and
point)
25. Biker...vrm, vrm, watch out man (twist wrist like giving
motorcycle gas)
26. Teacher...2 + 2 is 4, duh ...(slap head)
27. Boy scout -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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